Frank, Chief Glare Officer
Too tired to fat, somehow still deeply committed to the craft.
Vlad Gordon's Fat Cat Maze
A cat-friendly clubhouse for glorious chunky cats, suspicious lounging, cozy cat houses, and the tiny mice currently making terrible decisions.
The Cat Maze
Guide the chunky cat through the clubhouse. Catch the mice, collect snacks, and keep the cat butt perimeter secure.
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Meet the Fat Cat Council
The content is all from the repo: one glare, one cat-house entrance, and one Cheetos-related emergency.
Ellie in the Cat House
Half hidden, fully judging, absolutely running this establishment.
Cheetos Crisis Cat
A historic document proving that snack logistics matter.
Field Notes From the Fat Cat Frontier
Fat cats are not boring, which is exactly why this blog treats ordinary domestic events like serious field research. Every post is cataloged, cross-referenced, and approved by at least one cat who declined to move.
Field Experience: Capturing Domesticated Animals in the Wild
A couch tiger may be two feet from you, absolutely visible, and still technically wilderness because it refuses paperwork.
Cat scholarship, sorted by drama level
Select a post to update the field-note file. Each one keeps a tidy relationship between title, discipline, fatness tier, source image, and related council tags.
Cat Butt Checkpoint
You made it through the maze. Please accept this official cat butt checkpoint and proceed with gentle respect for all chunky legends.